All my ideas for a title were variations on "Shake that ass"

First, a cause to support! Biggest Webcomics Loser is a site put together by Philippe Gaboury. Well, I think Brandon Lewis did the coding, but the project is really Gaboury's baby. These cartoonists are determined to lose weight while simultaneously saving the world's children. You could do worse than to give them your money. Seriously.

Alright, now my notorious neo-con friend Trouble has a habit of posting some songs she's listening to on a particular day. I almost universally revile her music. This may be because I'm a hateful person. But anyway, I'm going to do something similar and plug Best of Bootie 2005, which I am listening to AS I TYPE. CRAZY. It's a mashup CD, a bunch of mixed tracks mashing together the stylings of, say, the Ying Yang Twins and the Cure or Billy Joel and Jay-Z. It's pretty fucking great. Don't play it over the speakers at work or around your kids unless you want them learning some new words, but definitely give it a listen. I'm particularly fond of the last track, "Smells like Compton" (N.W.A. vs Nirvana). So good.

You know, that's all I'm going to say today. I had some personal stuff to talk about , but I'm not going to do it right now. Not right now.