The Internet never forgets

The Internet knows where you live. The Internet keeps in touch with Wil Wheaton and knows what kind of porn the Encyclopedia Britanicca kid likes. The Internet can tell you what Kirk Cameron has been doing lately. The Internet knew you before you were famous, before you got your teeth fixed, and before you came out of the closet. The Internet knows just how wide it is; the Internet understands how to love a dolphin. The Internet knows what you've been saying is wrong, and why. The Internet has its own customs. The Internet has songs based on lines from Robocop. The Internet has everything.

Repect the Internet, because the Internet never forgets the stupid shit you say.