Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Angry feminist be me! Hruuah!

The following is my response to a question from a friend of mine, thirty-eight years young and just beginning to feel the urge to lie about her age. She likes to come to me with her theological problems. "Why," she asked me, "would a benevolent God cause women to reach their sexual peak FIFTEEN YEARS after men have hit theirs and gone into decline?"

I expressed the opinion that this was likely the result of the biological tendency for men to DIE earlier. So of course the female of the species would need to maintain the desire for breeding and find a new mate, or several. To which she replied:

"So you're saying that women are more likely to cheat?"

And so:

"God, no. Anyone will tell you it's the opposite. Men
are more likely to cheat for two reasons: first,
sexual conquest and potency in men are encouraged in
almost all cultures. The old idea that women are not
supposed to enjoy sex or even care about it is fading
in Western society, but its ghost is still there,
particularly hovering around men, who may feel that
feminism has reversed the sexual situation between the
sexes rather than making it more equitable. In other
words, men may feel themselves to be expected to be
subjected to women's sexuality, rather than the
reverse. The other reason is probably linked to that
same biological function: since we're going to kick
it early, we've got to get humping as soon as possible
to spread our genes around. All I meant was that
women's sexual prime lasts longer, and so they can be
expected to have multiple partners over their
lifetimes. If anything, older women should be more
likely to expect a young lover than older men should.

Which is just another way porn has lied to men."

There. Thoughts have been expressed. Opinions, valid or invalid, have been made public. Now, go thee to read Something Positive, that bastion of dark, angry humor. Unless thee are Grandma. Do not read Something Positive Grandma. You and Papa Baer pray for me enough as it is.


At 10:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for giving me a biological reason for taking a young lover.


At 10:51 AM, Blogger Arthur Mundane said...

You're welcome.

I encourage licentious behavior with science!

At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just let me know if you have any 22 year old friends who are into milfs.

At 12:42 PM, Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

I'm a 22 year old who is into milf's. What is an milf???

At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how can you be into milf's if you don't know what they are? What are you, some sort of 23 year old pervert?

Go rent American Pie and get back to me.

At 2:03 PM, Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

I am a 22 year old pervert. Are you an MILF thingy? Are you hot? I like hot MILF thingy's I know they must be good because I saw a site once about them and the ladies on that site sure looked like they would be nice to take to dinner, maybe a movie.


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